Attn: Stingrays.

Hello.

So in response to this, I have a few choice words for all the stingrays out there.

HEY STINGRAYS! YOU DO NOT DO THAT! YOU DO NOT COME IN TO OUR HOUSE, JUMP ONTO OUR BOATS, AND PULL THIS KIND OF STUFF! THAT IS STRIKE 2! ONE MORE INCIDENT, AND THEN YOU KNOW WE ARE COMING DOWN THERE! WE ARE GOING TO GET BILL MURRAY, THE REMAINING CAST OF SEAQUEST, STEVE IRWIN'S DAUGHTER, AND THE THREE DUDES FROM JAWS, AND THEY WON'T BE COMING BACK UNTIL THEY'VE TIED YOU TO A CHAIR, AND WHALED ON YOUR FLIPPERS FOR AT LEAST A 45-MINUTE TIMESPAN! YOU ARE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T PULL THIS STUFF IN OUR HOUSE! YOU MAY ASK, "What does this have to do with sports?" AND LET ME TELL YOU; YOU KEEP PULLING THIS STUFF, AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PULL THIS KIND OF STUFF IN OUR HOUSE!

Sincerly,

James Michael Thompson, JR.

The Cardinals are who we thought they were

The Bears/Cards game was awesome not only because I picked the Bears in my weekly NFL Survivor pool, (which means I would have been eliminated if they lost, phew), but because Jessy actually was interested in the game.

The game was the first football game she actually watched to the end without requesting to see if Design Star is on. Her quote from an email: "If you didn't have me rooting for da Bears for you, I probably would've been heartbroken for those little cardinals."

I feel like I'm getting somewhere with her...

That Cardinals collapse may have been awesome, but this clip is even awesomer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h71vEQtCM

What does Dennis Green remind you of more: a troll, dwarf, turtle, or Yoda? Or maybe you can post your own option in the comments.

Quick predicts: The Mets will win tonight 8-6, pitting me and my Mets against Tom and Dave and their Tigers in the World Series. The Skins/Colts game will be decided by a field goal. Don't count the Skins out this weekend, remember the Jacksonville game? And remember the Colts only beat the Titans by 1 point two weeks ago? Exactly.