Attn: Stingrays.
Hello.
So in response to this, I have a few choice words for all the stingrays out there.
HEY STINGRAYS! YOU DO NOT DO THAT! YOU DO NOT COME IN TO OUR HOUSE, JUMP ONTO OUR BOATS, AND PULL THIS KIND OF STUFF! THAT IS STRIKE 2! ONE MORE INCIDENT, AND THEN YOU KNOW WE ARE COMING DOWN THERE! WE ARE GOING TO GET BILL MURRAY, THE REMAINING CAST OF SEAQUEST, STEVE IRWIN'S DAUGHTER, AND THE THREE DUDES FROM JAWS, AND THEY WON'T BE COMING BACK UNTIL THEY'VE TIED YOU TO A CHAIR, AND WHALED ON YOUR FLIPPERS FOR AT LEAST A 45-MINUTE TIMESPAN! YOU ARE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU DIDN'T PULL THIS STUFF IN OUR HOUSE! YOU MAY ASK, "What does this have to do with sports?" AND LET ME TELL YOU; YOU KEEP PULLING THIS STUFF, AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PULL THIS KIND OF STUFF IN OUR HOUSE!
Sincerly,
James Michael Thompson, JR.
posted by Jim at 12:42 PM
1 Comments:
Actually, the main actor in Seaquest is also the main actor in the Jaws movies. His name is Roy Schieder and he is neighbors with my aunt and uncle in the Hamptons. Pretty awesome, eh?
Secondly, the Mets should have bunted instead of let Floyd swing away and they should have brought in Wagner. Everyone knows you bring in your closer in the 9th with a tie game at home. Everyone. Sadly, the greatest catch in post season history was utterly wasted because we were caught looking. Twice. That loss was more painful than a burning pick ax to the neck. I hope you visualize that.
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