Johnson Hair-off
Chad Johnson's new mohawk is the most awesomest thing I could ever imagine...ever. So that got me thinking...which Johnson in his prime has better hair? Chad Johnson or Randy Johnson? I found that this decision is much too hard for one man to decide. So I'm calling for a Johnson Hair-off, where I'll leave it up to the rest of you to vote for your favorite in the comments section. Make sure that when you vote, include why you voted for the hair, how the hair inspires you, and any nicknames for the cuts. If there's a tie, I'll break it. Got it? Alright, here we go:
Johnson #1
Johnson #2
Johnson #1
Johnson #2
posted by skretch at 11:38 AM
9 Comments:
Here's my breakdown:
Longevity: RJ. Randy's been sporting the faux mullet ("famulet") since Chad was in diapers.
Supporting facial hair: RJ. He's got it all. I know this scores big in Jim's book too.
Shock factor: CJ. Orange mohawk? Who has done this before? The closest is Mr. T. And anything that reminds me of Mr. T scores big points. Plus CJ's mohawk matches his uniform.
Redneck factor: RJ. (Although CJ does live in Cincy, which is second in rednecks behind Baltimore)
Athlete: RJ. I'm going for Randy here because he's been so good for so long. He's got a World Series ring. He scared the crap out of John Kruk in that one all-star game. And he threw a perfect game two years ago. Plus the bajillion strikeouts and wins. CJ is good, really good, but we don't know if he's a HOF lock like RJ is yet.
So my winner is...Randy Johnson, by a hair.
I'm going Randy Johnson, for his Jeff Foxworthy impression. Chad does look like an evil villian from an 80's movie, which is cool and all.
Oh, and Eric, his hair does not match his uniform AT ALL. Ask any girl.....
Yes, Randy Johnson is the clear winner; Ready to rock, or just kick back and enjoy a few bud lights with his favorite fishing rod, while watching nascar, and eating a moonpie, at 2 in the morning on a wednesday night, in South Carolina.
I would really like to see them swap each other's hair. That would be cool. And of course the Johnson with the best hair would have to be Jeremy Johnson.
Interesting thought Aaron....
If we had to give a nickname to Jeremy Johnson's haricut, what would it be?
My top Choices:
1.) The Helmet of Savation
2.) The Brown Jewel
3.) The Cosmopolitan
aaaahh...I don't believe I've ever given Jeremy a hard time via blog before. It's a nice feeling.
So you mean, Chad Johnson's hair doesn't match his uniform, just ask any girl or Jim Thompson.
My vote is for the Cosmopolitan, with the Helmet of Salvation a close second.
I think Randy Johnson has been so successful because he runs his hand through his hair between pitches, picks up some grease, and wham-o, strike 3.
Actually guys- my hair does already have a name. I'd share it with you, but it's not pronounceable by humans.
Instead if you must give it a name, I suggest "The Hair That Shall Not Be Touched".
Your excellent haired overlord and master,
Jeremy
I agree with you Jeremy. The Brown Jewel it is!
Jere,
how about "the andromeda strain" as a nickname for your hair style?
Jim
I just thought of the perfect nickname for Jere's hair: The Time Capsule.
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