Genius Arenas

Gilbert Arenas is hoarding basketball jerseys at each city he plays. Check out this tidbit from the Washington Post:

"Arenas said he has about 160 autographed jerseys. With the help of memorabilia shops, a few jersey companies and members of the Wizards' public relations staff, Arenas has been accumulating new and old jerseys from opposing players and former legends at every stop.
'I got Wilt Chamberlain, Magic, Jordan,' Arenas said. 'When I'm done, I'm going to build an all-glass gym and have them built in the floor.'"

If I were God, I'd hire Gilbert to be the lead architect for the YMCA in heaven. Seriously, that gym is going to be the greatest man-made object since the Pyramids.