Mmm...sports...tasty

My name is Aaron...and I am an eater of sports. While some people worry about their salary, relationship problems, or the unstoppable avian flu, I worry about how the Orioles will ever be able to make the postseason when the evil Yankees and Red Sox spend gazillions of dollars on steroid-laced hulks. Yes, I'm bitter.

Now, the Orioles are my favorite sports team. I would vote for Cal Ripken to be emperor of the planet. His rule would be strict, but fair. I'm also that fan who grew up rooting for the Redskins and then jumped to the Ravens when they came to Baltimore. Those of you who would call me a traitor are clearly jealous that the Ravens actually made it past the second round of the playoffs within the last decade.

While the Orioles and Ravens comprise the bulk of my sports eating, I watch/read everything. I particularly enjoy the special, heartwarming stories (like Kevin Garnett launching a basketball into the stands and taking out a fan).

Besides sports, my other hobbies include telling Jim that his favorite football team shouldn't be the Steelers just because he once bought a Steelers T-Shirt at a thrift store.