Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Bonds on Roids?? Who knew??

The San Francisco Chronicle and Sports Illustrated are reporting in great detail that Barry Bonds is a Roid-Mongering fiend.

Obviously this isn't a surprise to anyone. But now finally we have details. He can't hide now. So how do you think the fans are going to respond to this? Especially with Bonds only seven home runs away from surpassing Babe Ruth's home run total.

If you go to www.cnnsi.com you can even see a picture gallery of Bonds at different points of his career. It's like a Chia-pet, but instead of using that brown plant-mix, you use the steroid-laced "cream". And then watch him grow!!! You can really see it in his huge face.

Now is the time that this hulk should walk away.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jim said...

Aaron,

It seems as though you have a special place in your heart for Barry Bonds (File Under: Cheating, lying, awful steroid-user). What is it that bothers you so much about this?

Bonds isn't going to walk away. He'd have to be kicked out, and if he didn't know he was taking steroids, then can you really throw him out for that? (I don't believe that he didn't know.) He hasn't failed any drug tests, has he?

In other words, what about Raffy? (I know I may be opening up Pandora's box with that one).

Jim

7:59 AM  
Blogger AaronJLohr said...

I think Bondzilla is going to catch a lot of heat from this. I believe that the fans will also boo him with severe intensity. The pressure and scrutiny may be high enough that he'll break and just walk away. Then again, he's pretty fixated on breaking those records so who knows. The hate he is going to see and hear is going to be pretty intense.

Raffy is taken care of. He's a free agent and nobody wants to touch him. I can't wait to see how the Giants front office responds to this. He's their money-maker, so they'll say something like, "There's no real proof. We're proud to have such a legend on our team". Blah blah blah.

10:47 AM  

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